Even Bush's Feces & Urine
Are Classified Top Secret
All Of It Captured And Flown Back From Europe
By Wayne Madsen
WayneMadsenReport.com
7-5-6

Even Bush's crap is classified top secret. According to our Austrian sources, Austrian newspapers are currently abuzz with special security details of George W. Bush's recent trip to Vienna. Although the heavy-handed Gestapo-like security measures meted out to Viennese home owners, business proprietors, and pedestrians by US Secret Service agents and local police before and during Bush's visit received widespread Austrian media attention, it was White House "toilet security" ("TOILSEC"), which has Austrians talking the most.

The White House flew in a special portable toilet to Vienna for Bush's personal use during his visit. The Bush White House is so concerned about Bush's security, the veil of secrecy extends over the president's bodily excretions. The special port-a-john captured Bush's feces and urine and flew the waste material back to the United States in the event some enterprising foreign intelligence agency conducted a sewage pipe operation designed to trap and examine Bush's waste material. One can only wonder why the White House is taking such extraordinary security measures for the presidential poop.

In the past, similar operations were conducted against foreign leaders to determine their medical condition. However, these intelligence operations were directed against dictators in countries where even the medical conditions of the top political leaders were considered "state secrets."

The Israeli Mossad conducted one such operation against Syrian President Hafez Assad when he visited Amman, Jordan in Feb. 1999 for the funeral of King Hussein. The Mossad and its Jordanian counterpart installed a special toilet in Assad's hotel room that led not to a pipe but to a specimen canister. Assad suffered from diabetes and cancer and the operation was designed to discover the actual medical condition of the ailing leader.

During Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev's visit to Washington in 1987, the CIA reportedly placed a special trap under a sewage tank to collect the Soviet leader's bodily waste for analysis.

More recently, the CIA was reported to have collected waste samples from Ugandan President-dictator Yoweri Museveni's toilet when he visited Washington.

Even Bush's toilet paper was flown in from the U.S. Air Base at Ramstein, Germany. In addition, Bush's food was flown in from the United States and tested with special chemicals before he ate it. Romanian dictator Nicolae Ceausescu, who was shot by a firing squad in 1989, was the last major European leader to constantly use a food tester. The last frequent state visitor to Vienna, who always relied on a food tester, was Adolf Hitler.

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Maybe you have to pass a drug test to be president. Maybe he couldn't. He has already had more than a passing flirtation with booze and CO-FUCKING-CAINE.

That's a bit bizarre, and completly believable.

They have every reason to do these things.

1) Bush is being drugged and he's most likely not aware of the extent of the drugging (bodily excrements secured and flown out) I sometimes think the motherfucker is remote-controlled and something big keeps passing between the remote control unit and him

2) There are millions of people who would rather see him dead (food flown in and chemically tested)

But what a shame. Vienna is THE place to go for the finest pastries.

So this means that they bottle up Bush and fly him back to America?

Well no duh he's top secret.



BUSH IS CRAP.

Bush is so evil that he farts Sarin gas and his pee can disolve solid steel. That stuff is dangerous and must be kept out of the wrong hands.

There is no telling what the terrorists could do with just a few ounces of his poop.




Yeah, I don't believe that article. Isn't that the same guy the wrote about the affair with Condi???

Yes, it is.

Using Wayne Madsen as a source is ALWAYS risky business because he doesn't do enough homework before posting something on his site. It's not so much that he intends to deceive as that he's careless. He's been wrong before.

On the other hand, this story is just outrageous enough to be true. It would take somebody truly paranoid to do something so clearly idiotic...and those Rot Gut Republicans fill the bill!

Pssssssst... Lefty, check the list of unreliable sources I gave ya.

Psssst Lefty. He's stickin his tongue out at ya and lookin like a mad man!



Other than that, can you imagine the President sitting on a porta pot?
OK, that's enough of THAT mental image!

Hmm, googling "Austria president poop" turns up nothing like this story.

I saw this yesterday and believed it too.

So we'll take it as humor and say That was pretty funny!

It took Wayne Madsen to report the truth the MSM won't > BUSH IS FULL OF CRAP !

Typical Republican. Doesn't want to share ANYTHING!