"Morans?" Do you really suppose the Irish are behind this?

mor·an [ máwrən ] (plural mor·an)


noun

Definition:

East Africa Masai warrior: a young unmarried male warrior of the Masai people

Sounds like a pretty small demographic but I wouldn't wanna piss 'em off with signs like that.

Dang, you guys are soooo cute! I missed ya'll yesterday!

My wife was wondering why I was suddenly interested in her

You are soooooooooo funny sooner!

Yeah and this am it was two weeks ago in here! I was confused. Wondered yesterday if everyone might come over to chat instead, but there I was all alone, playing with by myself!

ok
So like did everyone E-Mail TJ or was it just me???

OMG
I was like,
The NSA got to POAC!!!!!!

And then T.J replied and I was like,
OMG The NSA got to POAC!!!

I emailed him during the storm ... I must've missed the big shutdown!
Did the storm have anything to do with it TJ?

No, but we aren't sure if it was just hardware failure or malicious intent. Personally, I think it was the NSA just trying to take away some of Sky's posts so that he'd be set back on his achievement of 10,000.

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I'VE BEEN THINKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hazhahahahahaha

To the NSA......



Catch me if you can!

Yeah, but he didn't answer me
(Wish I was cool like Max)

kicked to the curb like a redheaded stepchild again.

Ummmm, 'xcuse me??????????

I got a response from him.

He told me that, and I quote, "my commie ass broke his website."

See tapper, sometimes it's better to be ignored .

I didn't see it. Sorry Tapper. Sometimes I get 40-50 emails in an hour. I'll send you a response, just you wait.

*snicker*

heh. (Held my braethe on the response, passed out....woke up at drank till I passed out the Right way, sheesh)


And my dear Lefty, I didn't say gorgeous shiny auburned-haired, beautiful child so, ahem, whats your point?

brag brag brag, MR POPULARITY. heh.

finally got my answer, too bad I was too oxygen deprived to read it. heh heh.

Yeah, popularity. That's it. Here's a sample of my "popularity":


I certainly hope you don’t fancy your self as any kind of intellectual or scientist. Believe it or not, here in the world of reality outside the padded cells, things are not true merely by the the fact that you list them. Those with reason instead of an agenda as their compass, assemble facts which sometimes indicate a reasonable conclusion. You, first decide upon whatever conclusions you wish, and proceed backwards trying to muddle in what exaggeration, fantasy, and speculation you can to support what you wish to be true. Your content is at best delusional, mean spirited, paranoia; nobody with an ounce of reason and intellect will see you as a legitimate voice. Hey, propaganda is legal, just hope you don’t actually take any of your articles seriously. Perhaps if you continue to enjoy the blind propaganda business, you can make a ridiculous hate-campaign against those other people that torture kids before carving their heads off while they are still alive. That would be an even easier campaign to fabricate and bullshit about I would think

Sincerely,
Drunken Editor (and hopefully the very most opposite of you)


To which I responded:



No response yet.

But that's a small fraction of what I get. Most of the time it's people sending me news stories that they think I should run that I've already run a few days ago. Or people submitting aticles. Or people wanting to swap links. Or some nice Nigerian fellow who wishes to put millions in my bank account.

That nigerian guy is kinda hot.

I suspect that sort of desperate rambling will become more common as we enter into the election season,
especially considering the Rethugs are gonna come up on the short end of the stick!
I rather doubt that's gonna make these small brainers any more content than they already are!

Consider this then....
The more hate mail you receive represents the greater success of Progressive Liberals!