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Oh, but that is too sweet!!!!
I've always though that an orgasm was the closest thing to meeting God (or the Goddess)...but why just with that particular pleasure device???
Couldn't she had saved the money and pimped a Pocket Rocket??
Or better yet....what's wrong with using the tools that God(dess) gave us..namely, our own fingers???
But a great ad nevertheless..and one you won't see on FUX Snooze...unless endorsed by Bill O'Reilly...heheh
Anthony
I've always though that an orgasm was the closest thing to meeting God (or the Goddess)...but why just with that particular pleasure device???
Couldn't she had saved the money and pimped a Pocket Rocket??
Or better yet....what's wrong with using the tools that God(dess) gave us..namely, our own fingers???
But a great ad nevertheless..and one you won't see on FUX Snooze...unless endorsed by Bill O'Reilly...heheh
Anthony
| QUOTE (Anthony_K @ Sunday, 26 December 2004, 5:50 pm) |
| I've always though that an orgasm was the closest thing to meeting God (or the Goddess)...but why just with that particular pleasure device??? Anthony |
Oh, god ,oh god, oh god, censored.
Wait, you mean an orgasm ISN'T what people mean by god?
Explains why so many fundies are hung up doesn't it?
Can't achieve a god.
Maybe they think the Rapture is when they'll finally come.
To, um, god. Relief at last.
Virgins running loose too...wait, that's another religion.
Orgasms, by any means.
Some better than others.
Ahhhhh...errrrrrrr...allow me to clarify myself, Panda...
I didn't neccessarily mean that orgasms would REALLY get you closer to God...considering that I'm an agnostic and a non-religious person who repudiated traditional religion a looooong time ago...mostly because they would punish me for having such orgasms (or better still, watching others (especially beautiful women) stimulate their own "coming out")....
I tend to be more of an Aphrodite/Venus/Lilith kinda of spiritual follower who believes that a really good orgasm or five can really bring you closer to whatever higher sense of nature you aspire to....and it sure does relieve a lot of tension and stress in the real life, too.
I see it this way...why the hell should I wait 'til I'm dead to see the light, when I can access the light one or two or whatever times a day I com....errrr...tap Aphrodite's life force??
That's the best thing about being a sexual progressive...unlike the fundies, we get to stay alive and well in our Rapture..and no one need get killed or converted, unless they want to.
Anthony
(Trying very hard to keep this thread legal and work friendly...heheh
)
I didn't neccessarily mean that orgasms would REALLY get you closer to God...considering that I'm an agnostic and a non-religious person who repudiated traditional religion a looooong time ago...mostly because they would punish me for having such orgasms (or better still, watching others (especially beautiful women) stimulate their own "coming out")....
I tend to be more of an Aphrodite/Venus/Lilith kinda of spiritual follower who believes that a really good orgasm or five can really bring you closer to whatever higher sense of nature you aspire to....and it sure does relieve a lot of tension and stress in the real life, too.
I see it this way...why the hell should I wait 'til I'm dead to see the light, when I can access the light one or two or whatever times a day I com....errrr...tap Aphrodite's life force??
That's the best thing about being a sexual progressive...unlike the fundies, we get to stay alive and well in our Rapture..and no one need get killed or converted, unless they want to.
Anthony
(Trying very hard to keep this thread legal and work friendly...heheh
)
| QUOTE (Anthony_K @ Sunday, 26 December 2004, 7:00 pm) |
Ahhhhh...errrrrrrr...allow me to clarify myself, Panda... Anthony (Trying very hard to keep this thread legal and work friendly...heheh ) |
Clarifications understood.
I think you did an excellent job of keeping it work friendly.
And legal too.
But I'm in favor of freedom of speech too.....unless it scares too many merkins.
Oh no!....I thought this might happen.....
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