Full Version: You Know You've Lost It When...
| QUOTE |
| Signs that you've lost it, completely... You're always having to apologize to your next door neighbor for setting fire to his lawn decorations. Nobody listens to you anymore, because they can't understand you through that scuba mask." You begin to stop and consider all of the blades of grass you've stepped on as a child, and worry that their ancestors are going to one day seek revenge. You collect dead windowsill flies. Every time the phone rings, you shout, "Hey! An angel just got its wings!" You cry at the end of every episode of Gilligan's Island, because they weren't rescued. You put tennis balls in the microwave to see if they'll hatch. When the waiter asks for your order, you ask to go into another room to tell him, because "the napkins have ears." You call up random people and ask if you can borrow their dog, just for a few minutes. You like to sit in cornfields for prolonged periods of time, and pretend that you're a stalk. You think that exploding wouldn't be so bad, once you got used to it. People offer you help, but you unfortunately interpret this as a violation of your rights as a boysenberry. |
Originator unknown...anyone besides me suddenly get a hankering for boysenberry yogurt?
'Bina.
This is a "lo-fi" version of our main content. To view the full version with more information, formatting and images, please click here.