"[W]e're not a colonial power. We've never been a colonial power. We don't take our force and go around the world and try to take other people's real estate or other people's resources, their oil. That's just not what the United States does. We never have and we never will."
-Donald Rumsfeld

I'm not sure the Native Americans would agree, Mr. Rumsfeld. Tell that to the Cherokee, the Creek, the Seminoles and the Sioux, the Blackfoot and the Apache. Tell it to the Navajo, the Iriqouis, the Chictaw. Or tell that to the Filipinos, Mr. Rumsfeld. Tell it to the Puerto Ricans, the Cubans, or the Samoans. Tell it to the Hawaiians, the Inuit and Alaskan people. Tell it to the people of Mexico, Mr. Rumsfeld, or to the Spanish, the French, the English, and the Canadians. Tell them all how we never took a damn thing.

SWEET! Now, if you could only get through the secret service to say that shit to his face!