Full Version: I Just Took a Pregnancy Test
Nothing. Why God, WHY!
Keep trying.
QUOTE(Jesus of Suburbia @ Thursday, 11 May 2006, 10:55 pm) [snapback]56230[/snapback]
Nothing. Why God, WHY!
Count your blessings, JOS... by the time your baby
turned 18, this land (America in name only by then) would've conscripted him/her.
QUOTE(Jesus of Suburbia @ Thursday, 11 May 2006, 11:55 pm) [snapback]56230[/snapback]
Nothing. Why God, WHY!
Just a random thought, but I am guessing you went to public schools.
I hate to break it to ya, Jack, but dudes can't actually get pregnant.
I realize this may come as a complete shock as you were probably educated on the abstence only program and never taught actual biology. If you need any counceling, I am avaliable for a nominal fee, Mon-Fri 8-5, by appointment only. I'll be happy to bring you up to date!
QUOTE(leftinrightsouth @ Friday, 12 May 2006, 7:23 am) [snapback]56251[/snapback]
...If you need any counceling, I am avaliable for a nominal fee, Mon-Fri 8-5, by appointment only. I'll be happy to bring you up to date!
"Birds-n-Bees-R-Us, Inc." > a service provided for the unaware
among us QUOTE
If you need any counceling, I am avaliable for a nominal fee, Mon-Fri 8-5, by appointment only. I'll be happy to bring you up to date!
Is that a "hands on" lesson?
QUOTE(MasterMind @ Friday, 12 May 2006, 8:58 am) [snapback]56259[/snapback]
Is that a "hands on" lesson?
Why, MM? You need some help with this as well?
QUOTE(leftinrightsouth @ Friday, 12 May 2006, 6:23 am) [snapback]56251[/snapback]
Just a random thought, but I am guessing you went to public schools.
I hate to break it to ya, Jack, but dudes can't actually get pregnant.
I realize this may come as a complete shock as you were probably educated on the abstence only program and never taught actual biology. If you need any counceling, I am avaliable for a nominal fee, Mon-Fri 8-5, by appointment only. I'll be happy to bring you up to date!
snicker (gotta like this womans sence of humor)
QUOTE(leftinrightsouth @ Friday, 12 May 2006, 10:23 pm) [snapback]56251[/snapback]
Just a random thought, but I am guessing you went to public schools.
I hate to break it to ya, Jack, but dudes can't actually get pregnant.
I realize this may come as a complete shock as you were probably educated on the abstence only program and never taught actual biology. If you need any counceling, I am avaliable for a nominal fee, Mon-Fri 8-5, by appointment only. I'll be happy to bring you up to date!
Could you show us how to use all the parts properly?
Sometimes I'm not 100% sure of "what goes where."
Sorry lefty, you left yourself open for this
Ok, everyone get your questions in and I will make a nice set of answers and a little presentation for everyone with simple and easy to understand diagrams for everyone.
QUOTE(leftinrightsouth @ Friday, 12 May 2006, 7:33 am) [snapback]56271[/snapback]
Ok, everyone get your questions in and I will make a nice set of answers and a little presentation for everyone with simple and easy to understand diagrams for everyone.
Sorry Lefty, but yer diagram isn't much gonna help with the aspects that are not simply physical.
After all, that part is instinct.
Oh well, I want a diagram too, for future reference, just in case.
For Scorp:
Holy cow, What in the world did you google to find that pix, Lefty... "Sex and scorpions"? But that would've only resulted in searches for scorpions mating!
So what did you google? Maybe "Sex with scorpions"!
So what did you google? Maybe "Sex with scorpions"!
QUOTE(yankhadenuf @ Friday, 12 May 2006, 10:21 am) [snapback]56286[/snapback]
Holy cow, What in the world did you google to find that pix, Lefty... "Sex and scorpions"? But that would've only resulted inn searches for scorpions mating!
So what did you google? Maybe "Sex with scorpions"!
actually, I googled "Sex ed diagrams" images.
This pic was one of the first results. Google is a strange beast!
QUOTE(leftinrightsouth @ Friday, 12 May 2006, 9:22 am) [snapback]56287[/snapback]
actually, I googled "Sex ed diagrams" images....
ROFLOL
"Sex ed diagrams" for public school no doubt
! I never saw that in Catholic school biology class. 
I cant see the picture!
QUOTE(wiretapthisDMW @ Friday, 12 May 2006, 7:56 am) [snapback]56296[/snapback]
I cant see the picture!
Try copying and pasting this link
http://steamedpenguin.com/images/French-AI...-male-large.jpg
Somebody needs to know when to stop drinking.
QUOTE(wiretapthisDMW @ Friday, 12 May 2006, 9:56 am) [snapback]56296[/snapback]
I cant see the picture!
Hold on to your seat... and let us know when you do! (tee-hee)
Ya know, I looked at the image and I'm struck by this thought.....
There's a lot of honest subliminal imagery here!
This image alone could be the focus of a fair amount of study!
There's a lot of honest subliminal imagery here!
This image alone could be the focus of a fair amount of study!
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