'Bina.

1. Thou shalt have no God before Me and My associated churches, political action committees and their holding companies

2. Thou shalt make graven images of everything on earth and in heaven except wounded soldiers and flag-draped coffins

3. Thou shalt use my name for tasteful and suitable patriotic purposes

4. Do not desecrate your hours and days off with idle sedition, this time is for God and his duly appointed associates

5. Honor your paternalistic government and its whorish corporatist media. They are your father and mother

6. Thou shalt kill anyone who disrespects God and his duly appointed associates

7. Thou shalt condemn the moral failings of others without any shame for moral failings of your own

8. Thou shalt take money from trust funds to pay for no-bid contracts and tax cuts for the Scribes and Pharisees; this is not stealing

9. Thou shalt not bear witness against a Republican

10. Thou shalt covet thy neighbor's oil

Thou shalt not merely covet thy neighbor's oil, but steal it, and his natural gas and other resources also.

'Bina.