sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of
these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila.
Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions. Tequila can help ease you out of your
shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing
to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and with a
regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent
you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness
will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many
talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila.
Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use Tequila.
However, women who wouldn't mind
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects
may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic
lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money,
loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headaches,
dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play
all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare and Naked Twister.
Ask your bartender if Tequila is right for you.
Here's to a great 2006 and more strip poker in our lives!
Catherine