Alexai Sayle
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"I want to thank my friend, Senator Bill Frist, for joining us today. You're doing a heck of a job. You cut your teeth here, right? That's where you started practicing? That's good. He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me."
Jenny0103
George W. Bush
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WWIII
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
A man walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III. This time we're going to kill 40 million Iraqis and a blonde with big breasts"
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big boobs? Why kill a blonde with big breasts?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ass! I told you......no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis!"
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Quotations from Politicians
'When you're talking to me, keep your mouth shut.'
'Let's do this in one foul swoop.'
'I want to thank each and every one of you for having extinguished yourselves in this session.'
'We'll run it up the flagpole and see who salutes that booger.'
'I would like to take this time to reirritate my remarks.'
'The average age of a 7 year old in this state is 13.'
'I hate to confuse myself with the facts.'
'We have a permanent plan for the time being.'
'Family planning has many misconceptions.'
'My knowledge is no match for his ignorance.'
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