POAC
Thursday, 5 January 2006, 5:36 pm
QUOTE(Jesus of Suburbia @ Thursday, 5 January 2006, 2:10 pm)
Yeah, when is the next flight to Hicksville, Iowa?
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Flights? Here? You must be kidding.
You could fly in to Sioux City. I think they have an airport. Then follow the main road to old man Johnson's farm. Hang a left at the second corn crib. Stop the car. Roll down the window. Smell hog manure? Yes? Well get used to it. You are on the right track.
Get back in car. Follow road until you see lights. That'll be the factory. Pass the factory and take a left at where the round barn used to be. That'll get you on our road. When you reach civilization, ask the first person you meet where the POAC is. After they talk your ear off and learn all about you and your family and what church you go to and where you grew up (I am so not kidding) they will point you to our house.