19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity:


1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2 Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries
with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In Box"

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten
Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks Write "For Sexual Favors".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Gender They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They
Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical
Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name.

17. When The Money Comes Out Of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot,
Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going
To Have To Let One Of You Go."

That was hilarious. I especially liked: Sing Along At The Opera.

hahahaa...that last one and that intercom one were awesome!

I kinda liked the one about replying to every request with:

"Would you like fries with that?"




Seems just right for work, enough so to gain a negative reaction.

I liked the Prophecy one so much I started doing it.

Which is rather amussing, considering what a freak theologian I am.Some of my friends believed me.