Dubya was about to board a plane when he saw a man with a long beard, dressed in a long robe, holding a staff standing nearby. He said to himself, "That looks just like Moses."
Dubya walked over and asked him, "Are you Moses?" The man did not answer. Dubya asked again, "Are you Moses?" Again the man refused to answer, so Dubya shrugged and boarded the plane.
A Secret Service member walked over and asked the man, "Are you Moses?" "Yes, I'm Moses," replied the man. "Then why wouldn't you talk to President Bush?" the agent asked.
Moses replied: "The last time I talked with a bush, I wandered in the wilderness for 40 years then led the Chosen People to the only land in the Middle East that didn't have oil."
Catherine