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-Men Are monsters

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-POAC, you are a left wing liberal

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Bush sucks
Bush sucks
Bush sucks
Bush sucks
Bush sucks

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XXX

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-POAC, I don't care for the fourm colors that you picked out.


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-I actually may be in violantion here

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Buy W Ketchup

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Arrest in Oil For Food Scandle


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The above story is in the wrong forum.

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-"I'm POAC, i think i am so great."

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Where is my "Republicans Hate Gay People" thread?


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sky of mind
QUOTE(JackD @ Monday, 8 August 2005, 10:30 pm)
1. There will be no racial, ethnic, gender based insults or any other personal discriminations.

-Men Are monsters
But only when we wanna be!

2. There will be no posts meant to offend or hurt any other member, in a manner which is offensive or inflammatory.

-POAC, you are a left wing liberal
True, true

3. Spamming is not permitted; please keep all your posts as constructive as possible.

Bush sucks
Bush sucks
Bush sucks
Bush sucks
Bush sucks

It's true
it's true
It's true
It's true
It's true


6. Pornography, warez, or any other illegal transactions may NOT be linked in any shape or form.

XXX

Nice car!

7. Users may not argue a moderators decision publicly. Any and all complaints directed at a moderator must first address the moderator in question via PM. If the problem can not be resolved, then the moderator and user must send their positions to the forum owner (POAC). POAC will make or change any and/or all final decisions.

-POAC, I don't care for the fourm colors that you picked out.

Where's the peach and muave"

8. Pictures may be posted as long as they are not explicit or offensive. If you plan to post more than one image, or the topic is based on graphics, please link the images rather than screening.

user posted image <---Offensive

user posted image<----- Defense

9. Signatures may contain images, but may not be any larger than 300x100; 468x60 banners are also permitted (within reason). If your signature is larger than the allotted size given or deemed unacceptable by staff, you will be requested by a moderator to resize or change your image. Please also try and keep text signatures under 5 lines. Failing to comply with a moderator's request will result in the removal of your signature.

-I actually may be in violantion here

as long as you mispell "Violation" yer OK!

10. Advertising commercial-related products are forbidden in any relation to your account except by explicit permission

Buy W Ketchup

Goes great with W Curley Fries!

11. Remember to post in the correct forum. Take your time to look at other topics and see where your topic should go. If your topic is placed in the wrong forum, it will be moved by a moderator.

Arrest in Oil For Food Scandle

Great Post!    Panda, move this post and whack his pee pee!

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The above story is in the wrong forum.

Catherine, you can do it too!  Jack won't mind if you both move him!

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-"I'm POAC, i think i am so great."

Bowing to the great and all knowing POAC. (my hero)

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Where is my "Republicans Hate Gay People" thread?

They sent it out for a day at the spa!
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POAC
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Violation of any of these rules will result in consequences determined on a case-by-case basis


We'll let you slide, this time.

That was pretty damn funny.
POAC
Actually, that was really damn funny. I just came back to read it again.
Catherine
QUOTE(POAC @ Tuesday, 9 August 2005, 1:45 pm)
Actually, that was really damn funny. I just came back to read it again.
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Oh my gawwwwwd! JackD will be creating a POLL out of this somehow! laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


QUOTE
Great Post!    Panda, move this post and whack his pee pee!

Catherine, you can do it too!  Jack won't mind if you both move him!


Jack might mind if we both whacked his pee pee. wink.gif


Catherine







sky of mind
QUOTE(Catherine @ Tuesday, 9 August 2005, 8:07 pm)
Oh my gawwwwwd!  JackD will be creating a POLL out of this somehow!  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif
Jack might mind if we both whacked his pee pee.  wink.gif
Catherine
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