Full Version: The George W. Bush Loyalty Quiz
This was fun. Give it a try.
Forget the question about Bush being elected.
Bush Loyalty Quiz
My results :
"Your score is 1 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been a miserable failure as president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs."
et Vous ?
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| Your score is 1 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been a miserable failure as president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs. << Return to Beginning |
That was my result.
Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been a miserable failure as president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs.
Woop Woop! I think that quiz pegged me pretty good.
Woop Woop! I think that quiz pegged me pretty good.
I got a zero also. So then I tried the Democratic Loyalty Test:
"Your score is 9 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a pure, unabashed, die-hard Democratic loyalist. You are appalled by the way Republicans are turning America into a theocratic, corpo-fascist state, and you'd gladly walk through a furnace wearing a gasoline suit to elect a Democratic president. In your view, there is no higher form of patriotism than defending America against the Republican party and every intolerant, puritanical, imperalistic, greed-mongering, Constitution-shredding ideal for which it stands."
I probably would have scored a perfect ten, except that there was no answer that came anywhere close to what I think about Clinton.
Anyway, I can tell you that's completely wrong, Dori can tell you that's completely wrong, and anyone on this board can tell you that's completely wrong.
In fact, if those quizzes weren't meant solely for humor, I'd take offense.
It reminds me of the time I paid to go to a Synanon dance and then they decided they weren't going to let me in, but they wouldn't return my money either and they called the cops. While I was standing around, because I wasn't going to leave without my money, somebody came over and asked me, "Are you a member or a square?" I answered truthfully, "I'm just waiting for the cops." They gave me a really funny look and walked away very quickly. Yes, sometimes things aren't just black and white. And yes, I did get my money back.
"Your score is 9 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a pure, unabashed, die-hard Democratic loyalist. You are appalled by the way Republicans are turning America into a theocratic, corpo-fascist state, and you'd gladly walk through a furnace wearing a gasoline suit to elect a Democratic president. In your view, there is no higher form of patriotism than defending America against the Republican party and every intolerant, puritanical, imperalistic, greed-mongering, Constitution-shredding ideal for which it stands."
I probably would have scored a perfect ten, except that there was no answer that came anywhere close to what I think about Clinton.
Anyway, I can tell you that's completely wrong, Dori can tell you that's completely wrong, and anyone on this board can tell you that's completely wrong.
In fact, if those quizzes weren't meant solely for humor, I'd take offense.
It reminds me of the time I paid to go to a Synanon dance and then they decided they weren't going to let me in, but they wouldn't return my money either and they called the cops. While I was standing around, because I wasn't going to leave without my money, somebody came over and asked me, "Are you a member or a square?" I answered truthfully, "I'm just waiting for the cops." They gave me a really funny look and walked away very quickly. Yes, sometimes things aren't just black and white. And yes, I did get my money back.
Republican Loyalty test
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| Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been a miserable failure as president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs. |
Democrat Loyalty Test
| QUOTE |
| Your score is 10 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a pure, unabashed, die-hard Democratic loyalist. You are appalled by the way Republicans are turning America into a theocratic, corpo-fascist police state, and you'd gladly walk through a furnace in a gasoline suit to elect a Democratic president. In your view, there is no higher form of patriotism than defending America against the Republican Party and every intolerant, puritanical, imperialistic, greed-mongering, Constitution-shredding ideal for which it stands. |
Not many surprises there!
| QUOTE (SinUnNombre840275 @ Tuesday, 26 July 2005, 3:03 pm) |
| Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been a miserable failure as president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs. Woop Woop! I think that quiz pegged me pretty good. |
Woop woop?
That was Portland Mayor Bud Clarks line about a decade back.
This is him.
This Poster is on the wall in my bedroom.
See, THAT'S a Mayor!!!!!!
bush loyalty-
Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been a miserable failure as president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs.
surprise surprise
democratic loyalty-
Your score is 10 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a pure, unabashed, die-hard Democratic loyalist. You are appalled by the way Republicans are turning America into a theocratic, corpo-fascist police state, and you'd gladly walk through a furnace in a gasoline suit to elect a Democratic president. In your view, there is no higher form of patriotism than defending America against the Republican Party and every intolerant, puritanical, imperialistic, greed-mongering, Constitution-shredding ideal for which it stands.
Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been a miserable failure as president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs.
surprise surprise
democratic loyalty-
Your score is 10 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a pure, unabashed, die-hard Democratic loyalist. You are appalled by the way Republicans are turning America into a theocratic, corpo-fascist police state, and you'd gladly walk through a furnace in a gasoline suit to elect a Democratic president. In your view, there is no higher form of patriotism than defending America against the Republican Party and every intolerant, puritanical, imperialistic, greed-mongering, Constitution-shredding ideal for which it stands.
republican loyalty-
Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a pure, unabashed, die-hard Democratic loyalist. You are appalled by the way Republicans are transforming America into a theocratic, corpo-fascist police state, and you'd walk through a furnace in a gasoline suit if it meant casting a deciding vote for a Democratic president. In your view, there is no higher form of patriotism than defending America against the Republican Party and every intolerant, puritanical, imperialistic greed-mongering, Constitution-shredding ideal for which it stands.
another shocker 
Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a pure, unabashed, die-hard Democratic loyalist. You are appalled by the way Republicans are transforming America into a theocratic, corpo-fascist police state, and you'd walk through a furnace in a gasoline suit if it meant casting a deciding vote for a Democratic president. In your view, there is no higher form of patriotism than defending America against the Republican Party and every intolerant, puritanical, imperialistic greed-mongering, Constitution-shredding ideal for which it stands.
another shocker
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