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"Rick Santorum is so stupid he couldn't figure out how his proctologist gave him an exam with both hands on his shoulders."
"Rick heard on the radio that most accidents occur within 10 miles of home. So he moved."
"Q: How do you make me laugh?
A: Punch Rick Santorum."
"Does Rick Santorum's dog come when he's called? (think about it)"
"Santorum was fishing at a river bank. A guy across the river yells, "How do I get to the other side?" Santorum yells back, "You're already there!""
Santorum couldn't learn to water ski because he couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Santorum got excited because he finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2 to 4 years.
Santorum was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.
Santorum hates M&M's because they are so hard to peel.
Please add to the list.
Catherine