OK, recall Bush said Osama, wanted, dead or alive,
We'll smoke him outta his hole, yadda, yadda, yadda?
And during the war in Afghanistan Osama manages to "get away!"
Then after Afghanistan Bush says, yeah well, no biggie,
I just don't think about Osama all that much, yadda, yadda, yadda?
I think I might have figured out why!
Osama = big mother bad guy! Boss 9/11 terrorist.
If the US had caught OR killed him ................................ no more war on terror!
THE BOOGIE MAN IS DEAD!
No Iraq!
No war preznit!
No Neocon take over!
No Billions in war profiteering!
Etc
etc
etc
This has been a code Orange special thinking bulletin!
Got any duck tape?

Hell, for all we know Osama is already dead!
And someday when it's politicially expedient to use it,
Fox news will report,
OSAMA DEAD!
An Older distinguished army dude will state....
Yeah, dropped a 2000 pounder right on his head!
Blew the mother fucker into space dust!
(army guys gotta swear. Gives it the macho credibility)