Greetings and Salutations!

How has life been in my absence?

Dude!
Where are ya?
Where ya been?
Hope everything is well with you and yours!

Wow, I'm never catching up with your post count now Sky.

With out going into to much detail about personal things...I had a medical issue develop that prevented me from fulfilling my obligations to the US Army.

So....Yeah! I'm home now. Family is doing very well, all things considered.

Oh f*ck....hey, its mastermind! I thought you gave up on this whole liberal thing. Well, you better stick around this time. We don't like deserters.

I was suppose to turn in my Liberal Card when I joined the Army?

No one told me that and to think this whole time I thought I was still a Liberal.

Hey man, a Liberal is someone who votes McSame !
Haven't you herd, Obama is the anti-christ and a mooselman terrayarist as well, oh, and Michele hates dem white folk....

Surely it's true, I saw it on FUX News.....

Seriously, great to see you again.
Glad you haven't been eaten by the neocon war machine in a conquest of oil for wealth. (Theirs..)

Its ok. You are a recent convert, we will give you a little bit of time to really get used to the rules. However, two more slip ups and you will have to hand wash all of our cars. Sorry, thems the rules.

Don't wash your car! It is not worth wasting the fresh water on!

Cars?? Cars are for planet killers and for people who want to get everywhere on time!
True liberals walk!






And don't drive the bugger. The cost is higher than the price of the gas!!

Good to see you MM! Glad your home with your family, safe and (hopefully) well.
Welcome back!

welcome back MM,
how's the new munchkin?
good to hear you won't be going off to die for exxonmobil, sorry about the medical thingy, but I think you should count yourself lucky.

take care of the tax thing?

My new son is awesome.

I'm glad I am not going around collecting "oil tokens" as well, but I didn't see it as that to begin with.