http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/06/01/t...-going-to-hell/

The American Family Association Wants You To Know You’re Going To Hell

Posted: 01 Jun 2008 08:30 AM CDT

Isn’t that special?

PfAW’s Right Wing Watch:

Normally, people love it when other people link to their websites because it means they get more attention, more traffic, and their message reaches more people,. But the American Family Association has apparently decided that it doesn’t want the kind of attention our Right Wing Watch blog has been sending their way..

The other day we noticed that all of our links back to the AFA’s OneNewsNow website no longer take readers to the link in question, but instead redirect them to the Good Person Test (go ahead and click the OneNewsNow link above or any of these other links to see what we mean.)

So instead of being taken to a specific OneNewsNow article, our readers are directed to a website that challenges them to take a quiz to determine if they are indeed a “good person.” Not surprisingly, the answer is “no” and that they are in fact going to hell.

Answer a question about honesty and you are told you are a liar; answer a question about lust and you are told you are an adulterer; answer a question about anger and you are told you are a murderer…Read on…

Speaking of righteous indignation, RWW also documents some very interesting responses to the recent California Supreme Court overruling the ban on gay marriage: What about the rights of those who do not approve of these activities?

COME ON! TRY IT! IT'S FUN!!!

Ouch

Me too! Whoda thunk it!

Like Mark Twain said,"Heaven for climate, hell for good company!"

Judging by most of the geeks, uptight jerks, hypocrites and perverts that claim Christ as theirs, there is NO DAMNED WAY I'd want to spend eternity in their company.

I hear Hell just got a new guitarist. It has the makings of a mighty fine band down below.
Warm and dry, too. I bet the beer is cold as well....

Question: If Satan dislikes God so much, why would he want to spend eternity tormenting people who also have trouble obeying said God? I mean, I know the guy resents humanity and all, but still, doesn't make a lot of sense...

I don't believe Satan dislikes god. After all, Satan is Gods favorite angel that managed once to piss god off.
Ever since then they've been in this contest to see who could gather the most souls. The ultimate game show.

Of course, it's all crap. There is no heaven or hell. God and Satan exist only as representations, analogies for other things, and certainly don't exist as sentient beings.

Which represents your opinion of it, not necessarily a fact. For someone who constantly challenges others to present facts and even stating on occasion, that opinions are useless without fact, it is interesting to me that you could make that comment. But....this is America where such bloviations are allowed. Don't you love it.

All true 'cept one thing. This isn't America, it's inter-space.

Interesting your selectivity that you choose me to attempt a verbal joust with.
If you don't agree with what I said, why don't you make comment on that,
instead of attacking me personally?

Or have you fallen off your high horse?

Sky, I didnt attack you personally least not by my standards of attack. Not once did I say anything like I think you are full of sh*t, have brain spasms, are a crowd pandering idiot, and speak out of both sides of a very lopsided thought process. No Sir....I said I found it interesting you would present an opinion as if it were a fact when in the past you have challenged people who offered opinions without substantial fact. Actually, I thought it was.....rather tame and gentlemanly. Guess you didnt, huh? But, I do concede your right to such comments. High Horse? Yea....he ran away some years ago.

Sure, OK.

I found this line funny.




Hm, apparently I have a one way ticket down because I don't have the same strict scriptural interpretation as these yahoos.

There is a fatal flaw with there conversion methodology, telling people they are going to burn in heck for not following the ten commandments would only have even a ghost of a chance of working on someone who already believed the Bible. If they already believe the Bible, why try telling them about it?

I didnt go to the site since I already know the answer and what they say I will be doing after I pop smoke. There is a close minded and almost in your face appraoch to their way of doing things. INteresting thgat anyone who answers these things truthfully will come out with the same result. Which brings me to....I wonder how pure and driven the people who wrote it are. Do they not lust, touch themselves in the shower, and contemplate the same things most do? Must not. Hummmm......

I'm sure they do, but they have the little lord baby Jesus to protect them from themselves... or something...
(Sorry Boot. No offense meant to you!)

My question is, according to their own doctrine we are all created in the image of God, so how is it that we're all fit to burn in hell for being what we were made to be?

because some of us have chosen to use the brain god gave us and have decided to question the form and the role of god in our lives. This then is clearly evil and will get you banned from the club.

Yes, clearly!
Lord, but those holly people are funny!

You mean "Holy" people? Some of em are extroidinarily stupid. Some are very bright, get the fact that they leave the judging thing to those more qualified....like God himself. And SOME.....SOME....actually take on the persona of a finger pointing GOD who checks off a list for everything we do wrong. I dont judge God based on what people say or do and usually dont judge people on what they say or do. But sometimes....you just gotta look at the source and say in a quiet Christian manner..."shut the f*ck up, wouldja"?

Ah. Indeed, yes... ummm... those green prickly types. Yes..?

I'll be waiting...

Apparently lusting for your wife is still adultery.

This is incredibly bad theology, but most christians still interpret things this way.

That one puzzled me a bit: I'm not married (nor divorced for that matter) yet I'm still classed as an adulterer?
Do these people not realise that without sexual attraction (i.e. lust) reproduction pretty much goes out the window?
Weird green, prickly people!

Yer not sposed to do it cause it feels good. THAT'S a sin!
Yer sposed to hook up with someone you don't really like and is kinda ugly,
and do it ONLY to have many many children!

ANY and ALL forms of sexual activity, including thoughts, that do not directly produce children, is a sin.


(But then, why did god create sex, and make it feel so wonderful?) Ah! That's the devil at work, not god!
(But how do you know?) Shut up and eat your dinner!

Assuming the people you do it with are also unmarried, you're merely a fornicator.

Fornicate for chastity, and fight for peace!

Well, that's it then! I'm fornicating for fun and going to hell.

See you all down there.

No, no. It's all ok, as long as you hate yourself afterward.

Why else would anybody ever seek absolution?

"Bless me father but I intend to sin as many times as I can with as many people as I can.
I just wanna know how many hail mary's will I need to get into heaven?"

Is t OK if I fake it? - I mean the self hatred.