Talk amongst yourselves...
I'm trying very hard but all the thoughts have fallen out of my head!
No words are going in and none but the easiest are coming out.
Tomorrow may be cancelled, or I may be better.

Oh, I'm perfectly happy though, just completely vacuous at the moment!

Um, so hows the weather across the pond?

Wait, you can cancel days, why don't I have this power?

Abandon the conceptual structures that cause you to believe in 'days' and suddenly they no longer seem to matter!

Weather - windy and raining - and I can't think of another thing to say about that!

You really should be fixing that hole where the rain gets in and keeps your mind from wandering. I'm gonna go shovel more snow.

I'm a handiwoman Sooner. - The hole is fixed and my mind is already wandering were it will go.
Build BIG snowmenpeople!

what, Karen is bored?

Nice day down here today.
I've just gotten back from a week working in Spain, and have a cracking flu bug, but that's OK. It gives me a good excuse to find a warm spot in the Sun and curl up with a book, or my thoughts, like a cat.

Meeooww.

Do what neoconservatives do when they're bored. Start a war.

Oh no, I'm not bored! Just a bit stupid is all. - My brain seems to have gone on... oh can't spell that word... ummmm... just gone!


That's it! I think I am just being. I tried to get involved in some discussions but I simply couldn't take the words in! Starting to come round a bit now.



I just accidentally deleted a Buddhist from my board when I'd actually meant to enable their account. I don't think said Buddhist will hold it against me... but ya never know!


Edit to add: I'm coming round a bit now , but it was as if someone had hit me in the face with a stupid stick or a minute there!
I'm still keeping this thread though, as a kind of disclaimer!

do stupid sticks come off the same tree as ugly sticks?

are you sure your psychonaut days have passed you by, or did a friend bring you a present recently?

They most certainly do not!!!






I'm sure Suess!
I'm a tea-total, non-smoking, vegetarian, TV and drug free zone these days.
'Twas just a glitch - Maybe a flash-back? Who knows. All better now though.

There ya go! You need protine to make those synapsis fire nice and hot.
Time to fire up the bar b que and make up some home made sauce.

First you say I was hit with an ugly stick, now you're criticising my synapses!
I'm hurt! Really!

I didn't say YOU were hit with an ugly stick.
I know a guy that once when playing in a tree with his stupid stick,
fell out of the tree and hit every ugly stick on the way down!

How cliche'.

Oh great! Now you're comparing me to your fat ugly friend who was so stupid he fell out of the stupid tree! Thanks a bunch!



Welcome, class, to intermediate sarcasm.
I hope you are all taking notes. There will be a test at the end of this semester.

Gee, I sure do love tests.

Perfect! Well done Boot. You have passed key stage one.

hell... it's only sky...
you might as well flagellate yourself with a wet noodle...

Brilliant!

More emphasis is needed for the sarcasm to be paramount. Like this:

Brilliant, Seuss. Pure genius!!!
Well done. No, really.


Do you see what I'm doing there? This is what we refer to as 'laying it on with a trowel'.

round here we say it's getting deep enough to require hip waders.

However, as 7:20 am I still need my injection of Juan Valdez go juice. (with vanilla creamer, yum!)