Georges hand picked audiences have gotten younger.

Mr. Bush's book list was somewhat less popular than Oprah's.

The cabinet was a little skeptical about the new "Show and tell" format.

The bush foreign policy manual (in the end the cat magically cleans up the huge mess he made).

Oddly, he never realized he had taken a wrong turn to get to the Republican National Convention.

is it simply a coinkidink that Bush picks a "Seuss" book?

"And this is the first book I readed (sic) after graduate'n from Yale with a MBA degree. Thanks Dad....I can kick your ass two (sic)."

Do I have it right-side up this time?

"So there I was, readin' a book by a Doctor to biolij, biologa, bology students, an' someone came in, one of my aids, no, not THAT kinda AIDS, only Gay people who Jeezus has cussed get those, and said "Mr President (That's me...) we have received reports from Fatherland Security Central at the Eagles-Soar-Free CentCom that crazed Iyranniyans who hate our freedumb had attacked the Statue of Liebertyy, an' so I called up Dick, who just happened to be near the phone, and told him that we gotta save the Iyranniyan people from the evil dictators who dare to attack us in an election year, and before we've had a chance to get John McCan't into the drivin' an Drinkin' seat, and he said "Vy, mein freund , I haf already ordered der bombers to begin Operation Iranian Lieberty, so you just relax und let Uncle Darth take care of things, like he alvays does....."


An' so I finished readin' my book by the Doctor.

Akshly, maybe it were a vet, 'cos I seem to recall there bein' somethin' about cats in it ?"



This man, young people with darker skin than him, is the leader of the Free Whirled. (Spun by Rove, Wrung by Cheney, Dried by Corpgreed and paid for in your childrens blood...)

Look upon his works and despair...........

Hey ya'll - this is the book Laura's been reading to me.

Hey kids, the Cat in the Hat Visits Gitmo!

Kids, this is not a nice children's story - no way. This is a story of terrorists, infiltrating the home of naive children. If someone who doesn't look like us, wearing a funny hat, or maybe a towel or a scarf around their head, comes to your door - DO NOT let them in. Reading books like this is helping the terrorists. Don't make me put your parents in Gitmo...

are you messin' wit me?

i love the pre - written caption: "What day is it today?"

I thought that alone was worth posting.