Antifascist
Saturday, 16 February 2008, 11:54 am
POAC Community: Ronald , could you take a seat, please?
Ronald : Wuh well, sure.
POAC Community: Ronald , we have to have a very difficult conversation.
Ronald : Wull what is it?
POAC Community: Well, in the, in the few days since you joined POAC, you've really stepped up as a friend and "filled the gap."
Ronald : Well uh, it's my pleasure! I love bein' you guys' new friend.
POAC Community: Yes. Well, Ronald , it's just not working out.
Ronald : Nnnot working out?
POAC Community: I'm afraid we're gonna have to let you go, as our friend. You're just tooo...Lame
Ronald : Well, but ah I can get better.
POAC Commnity: Ronald , you just don't really fit in with us here. We think it's best for all of us if you for friendship opportunites elsewhere.
POAC Commnity: But we certainly want to thank you for all your hard work and attempts at being our friend, lame as they were.
Ronald : Huh, but ah I thought we were gettin' along... great. Heh ah I thought we were really havin' fun together.
POAC Community: Yes, well, we weren't.
Ronald : Please, fellas, uh don't fire me.
POAC Community: We're sorry Ronald . Our mind is made up. But we certainly wanna thank you for coming by. You know the way out, right?
POAC Community:Phew. Hm, I think he took that pretty well, I think.
Antifascist: Who cares? But watch out if you live near him. He has been know to unscrew the top of salt shaker for miles around his house. He's....well...his real identity is Professor Chaos and his sidekick is General Disaray!!!!Sorry, Rutherford but it just didn't work out.