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I did something really stupid. My wife chewed me out for it. So I apologized, and we made up.

However, from time to time, she mentions what I had

done.

"Honey," I finally said one day, "why do you keep bringing that up? I thought your policy was 'forgive and forget.'"

"It is," she said. "I just don't want you to forget that I've forgiven and forgotten."

Grrrrr I just can not break her wall.



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"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something."



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Stress is when you wake up screaming, and you realize you weren't asleep.



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If you've ended up in hell with someone, and you're still mad at them, where do you tell them to go?



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