I just wanted to come in and say "hello" and express my hope that you will support me in my bid for the Republican Nomination. I also wanted to clear a few things up. But first, i would like to address my minions:
Highstreet, you have served me well. Come, allow me to unbutton my shirt and you may suckle my left teat. Jesus!, you have played your role in the good cop/bad cop routine with him equally well. You may partake of the right one.
Now about those crazy wacky newsletters... Sometimes I drink a little much and it just gets away from me, you know what I'm sayin'? I don't really mean those things. I don't. Some of my best friends are of the inferior races. In order for me to carry out my anarchist agenda, I need good people like Highstreet to try to convince you all that I would allow those newsletters with my name on them to be published with no knowledge of their contents. i know it's crazy, but it's really all I have to work with. And Hey, if Bush ,aka the Texecutioner, could convince half of the country that he was a good Christian than surely my suggestion of a black Vice President will convince enough people thjat I'm not really a racist bigot.
So anyway, I just want to thank you all for allowing me to post here and hope I can count on your support.