( With apologies to any blondes/secretaries
)Albert Einstein Quotes:
Knowledge and ego are directly related. the less knowledge, the greater the ego
If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
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Misc. Shorties:
Q: What is the best way to tune a bagpipe?
A: With a pitchfork.
On his fiftieth wedding anniversary, Henry Ford, the founder of the Ford Motor Company, was asked by a reporter,
"How do you account for your long and happy marriage?"
The famous automaker did not hesitate for a moment before he replied, "By sticking to one model!"
"When I went away to college my parents put on a huge going-away party... according to the letter.." - Nemo Wilson
Congress after years of stalling, finally got around to clearing the way for informal discussions that might lead to possible formal talks that could potentially produce some kind of tentative agreeements.
Q: What does it mean when all the socks in the laundry match, with none left over?
A: You're now losing them in pairs!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!
"I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top." (English Professor... Ohio University)
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I had worked late, and my labrador was so overjoyed to see me arrive home that he jumped up just as I leaned down. Our heads collided, and I sported an impressive shiner for several weeks. I had to repeat frequently to co-workers and friends how I came by it. One day on the elevator, a secretary whom I hadn't seen for some time looked at my black eye and exclaimed: "Lorraine! What happened?"
"The dog did it," I wearily replied.
A man standing next to us looked over at me and said knowingly, "Oh, a boxer?"
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That's a classic man