I can smell the desperation coming out of New Hampshire all the way in Illinois. Since every major demographic decided to abandon the "presumptive democratic candidate", Senator Clinton is scrambling to make her campaign "hip" and "cool" so "dat all of the young homies" out there think she is "the shit". The next time i play my nintendo or watch the Matrix, i will think of badass clinton.

Scramble, Scramble, Scramble!