*Those who refuse to vote or vote neutral are not supporting our lord Jesus Christ and therefore are on the side of evil.

wouldn't it be great if jesus started all over again this year?

his name would be heyseuss mulligan - and would be multi-racial.

how do you know that?


For all we know Ken Lay died for our (economic) sins.

By "Jesus," you mean Sean Hannity, right?

oh... there have been many martyrs, before and after, that have died for our sins...

but I'm not talkiing about death, I'm talking about birth!

even if its just the birth of an idea!

this was facetious (or maybe not?)

Could be, but why do we do as I did and assume the person will have to be a martyr?
Is it because, in spite of the words of peace, violence is at the core of Christianity?

Multi-racial - but not female.

I was thinking the same thing. Let's play How Big Is Your Paradigm?

So how about a multi-racial transexual ?

Ya'll sure can get your panties in a wad over little shit can't ya? If you want to call it Christmas, good on ya. Ya want to call it Holidays...kewl...ya want to call Merry Poppins day...well fine.

Lets call it Abell9 day.
Ya know, I like that so much I'm gonna take the whole week off just to celebrate.
A quart or so of the Captain, some Diet Rite Cola and lots of ice. Yeah, Abell9 day everybody!

Diet Rite and Rum? Apparently you are supposed to feel sick on Abell Day.

And certainly the next day!

Well OKAY then...Eggnog and Brandy for everyone if you want a purely SICK day.

But, Crown and Pepsi please....

Sky, you get fired didja?

That might be preferable, but no, I'm still a hired slave.

Hired slave! Isnt that an oxy....oxym....never mind.....

i thought you ran yoyr own business? or are you just a supervisor?

I don't run nothin. I'm a worker slave.
I'm lucky I get to decide when to go to the bathroom without supervisor approval.

I'm told our breasts get in the way of important duties of being deity ... much like most things in life.

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So, anyway, let me see if I've got his straight: Fox have declared war on Christmas because Jesus was an Arab?

That's why you're lousy golfers, too.

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No, no! Jesus was a blond. I know, I've seen his portrait.

a blond that wished gender - specific pronouns were never imagined while creating the tower of babel...
wait... maybe I got my aspirants to the right hand of god confused.

And the point of golf is..? I mean, hitting a little ball with sticks across some man-made landscape till you eventually attempt to knock it (the little ball) into a hole in the ground! Why???
If only the perfectly fair skinned, blond haired, blue-eyed HeySeuss were around to show you the folly of it all!

Have you heard the joke?

Four construction workers are sitting in a New York cafe, having breakfast before work. They get on the subject of Jesus.

The Irish immigrant says "Jesus was Irish. Everybody knows that. He never got married. He was always telling stories. He loved green pastures."

The Italian American says "You're crazy. Jesus was Italian. He talked with his hands. He had wine with every meal, and he worked in the building trades."

The black man says "No way. Jesus was a brother. He called everybody "brother." He liked Gospel. And he couldn't get a fair trial."

The Mexican says "Jesus was Mexican. No doubt about it. I mean, his NAME was Jesus!"

A young, orthodox yeshiva student stops at their table, and quietly says "I heard you gentlemen talking, and I'm afraid I have to inform you that Jesus was Jewish."

The men are a bit embarrassed. They were just joking around, and it seems that they offended the yeshiva student. As they're mumbling their apologies, the student grins and says "Yeah. He went into his father's business. He lived at home until he was 30. And he was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother thought he was God."

"Golf is a good walk spoiled."
--Mark Twain

"Man is the only animal that golfs."
--Bernard Shaw

"The unspeakable in pursuit of the uneatable."
--Oscar Wilde (originally a reference to foxhunting, but I thought it worked for golf too)

G-r-o-a-n!

Much better! - 'Specially the Oscar Wilde quote, which works very well for golf.

The question started several years ago when some Politically Correct nut insisted on the term "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas". Conservatives blame this on us heathen unchristian Libruls.

S'truth. In front of the NH State House is a big, ugly Nativity scene with the world's whitest baby Jesus. The little spud is practically albino.

I teach at a Catholic school and I'm covering the Nativity story as part of my unit on the "Language of Mythology." I'm so getting fired.

is it possible to groan, laugh, and mutter an explative at the same time? i think that's what I just did

I was thinking that as a liberal in todays world working in a Catholic school,
this guy has to walk one mighty thin line.

Wow. That's actually pretty cool. I wonder how much with the official story you have to stick too. I mean, it's under the category of mythology, right? I love religious mythology. Fascinating.

Well, historians have concluded that Christ was a real person, and he did start what is now one of the worlds biggest religious ideologies, whether you believe in his divine nature or not.

So do what I do in educational settings, talk about him the same way you would talk about any other religious founder (Mohamed, Buddha, and so forth)

Ah, yes. The politically correct nuts of the world should definitely be reviled. Life was so much better when we could use terms like "nigger", "kike", and "spic", not to mention "broad".

I always liked "bitch" and "cow" for everyday use.

Thanks, Chief. Me likeum the way you thinkum.

If squaw happy, brave happy.

There is still some question about Christ being a real person or not. As I understand it the general agreement is that Christ very well could have been real.

As to him actually being a Messiah, that's under even more question, though making such a statement would undermine literally half of the planets historical civilization and as such very few scientists, or other relatively sane human beings would be willing to endure such condemnation and virtiol for daring to even suggest.

The thing that is being claimed is that because these things cannot be disproven, then they could just as likely have happened just as that book says it did.

"Messiah" just means "the annointed one." It doesn't proclaim anyone divine.

The problem, Sky, is "which book", because there is a lot of choice..............and most of them can't agree with one another. Plus the most common version was written by a multitude of people several hundreds of years after Jesus shuffled off this mortal coil.

http://www.nobeliefs.com/exist.htm

People still can't agree what it was they saw fly into the Pentagon a few years ago, how can you expect accuracy after a few hundred years ? Let's not even talk about political expediency and personal bias entering into Paul or John's scribbling, quill poised over parchement, trying to remember what had happened a few years back, and assuming that all that wine (there was a lot of water, and a good party trick like that, well, waste not, want not...) hasn't clouded the clarity of the events......