The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the (USRSF) United States Redneck Special Forces



These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and will have been given only the following facts about the terrorists :

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, or pickup trucks.
5. They hate country music.
6. They hate Christmas and Jesus Christ.
7. They're directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.


The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by next Friday