Yesterday, after i got home from school, i looked into the mirror and realized that the white part of my right eye was a lovely shade of solid dark red. As any American lucky enough to have health insurance, i went to the doctor's office. So far the worse part of my day had yet to happen. I guess my eye decided to freak out on a busy day, since there was about a two hour wait to see, from what i could tell, one doctor. Two hour wait, thats nothing. I can get lost in my thoughts for two hours.

However, mix that two hour wait with Fox News, well i think the UN considers that torture. Yes, two hours of John Gibson, Brit Hume and many, many white people saying some very painful things. For those of you who have yet to be fortunate enough to watch Fox News for two hours, let me tell you are missing.

*Iran is going to kill you
*Other dark people are going to kill you.
*People on the internet are going to kill you.
*"Super bugs" are going to kill you.
*Liberals are going to kill all of us.
*Other ways you could die
*Rapists are everywhere
*Bogus legal opinions
*Hillary Clinton is evil (which may be true).
*Rosie O'Donnell represents the left wing of american politics.
*Iraq is just super.
*George Bush is tough.
*The democrats are obstructionists.
*Reasons why you should hate the French (still?)
*Celebrity gossip.
*White People
*Sean Hannity's awesome interview with Laura Bush
*More white people
*Commercials for scary sounding prescription drugs

So, would losing my eye to infection be worse that watching two hours of fox news? Maybe but not by much.

That's one way to weed out the waiting room chaff.

Too bad Fux didn't have a discussion about health care while you were there.
Might have been fun to watch the reactions of those around you.

I used to run a coffee shop (!) in AZ that ran it all day long... that's 8 hours a day. 40 hours a week. It hurts. I feel your pain. that's a major reason why I boycott murdoch.

excellent analysis of FOX. Spot on.

Very fair and balanced.....

Even there little local news stations are painful, they devote about half their newscast to advertising their own shows (WHAT IS HAPPENING ON PRISON BREAK IS NOT NEWS!!! ).