I guess some of us out there with too much free time have taught their dogs to say "i love you". It is some fucked up shit.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=D-fEeT6ChQk
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3ERSFuSm4rY
Full Version: People Train Dogs To Say "I Love You"
I had a dog who could say "baloney".
QUOTE(POAC @ Wednesday, 24 October 2007, 7:56 pm) 
I had a dog who could say "baloney".
Is that the one you shot?
QUOTE(Jack @ Wednesday, 24 October 2007, 10:01 pm)
Is that the one you shot?
Huh?
QUOTE(POAC @ Thursday, 25 October 2007, 5:57 am)
Huh?
I just assumed your family was like mine. Anytime our dogs do something that is outside of their designed purpose, we bring them out in back of the old woodshed have them explain to the lord why they are doing such unholy things, it is god's will. Natural law, look it up. I guess you guys in the Tempelton home aren't willing to do the lord's work, since you let that dog keep saying its blasphemy. We have had a lot of dogs but it is worth it to take part in god's divine plan.
QUOTE(Jack @ Thursday, 25 October 2007, 7:41 am)
I just assumed your family was like mine. Anytime our dogs do something that is outside of their designed purpose, we bring them out in back of the old woodshed have them explain to the lord why they are doing such unholy things, it is god's will. Natural law, look it up. I guess you guys in the Tempelton home aren't willing to do the lord's work, since you let that dog keep saying its blasphemy. We have had a lot of dogs but it is worth it to take part in god's divine plan.
I have a dog that knows that sometimes it's best to just keep his mouth shut!
He only speaks when I ask for his opinion,
otherwise he pretty much focus's on food, walks, tug of war, pooping and sleeping!
QUOTE(Jack @ Thursday, 25 October 2007, 8:41 am)
I just assumed your family was like mine. Anytime our dogs do something that is outside of their designed purpose, we bring them out in back of the old woodshed have them explain to the lord why they are doing such unholy things, it is god's will. Natural law, look it up. I guess you guys in the Tempelton home aren't willing to do the lord's work, since you let that dog keep saying its blasphemy. We have had a lot of dogs but it is worth it to take part in god's divine plan.
uhhhhh... ummm... yeah, ok... you experimenting with mind altering substances again?
QUOTE(seuss @ Thursday, 25 October 2007, 5:22 pm)
uhhhhh... ummm... yeah, ok... you experimenting with mind altering substances again?
Yeah, CHURCH!
Mmmm...church.
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