A divorced Dad sits down to write his last child support check after paying for several years.

He calls his daughter into the den and says "When you get home I want you to give this check to your mother and tell her it's the last dime she's getting out of me. Then when you come back to see me I want you to describe the look on her face!"

The girl goes home, does as her father requested, and came back to visit a couple of weeks later.

He was waiting in in anticipation for his daughter's visit and could hardly wait for her report.

She walks through the door and he immediately asked for the details. "Well...what did she say? Tell me...what was her expression?

The daughter replied "Well, she didn't seem upset. She did ask me to give you a message though...and she wants me to tell her what your expression is."

He asked "What is it"?

The girl replied "She said to tell you you're not my Father".

Oh!, Catherine.. Time out..

Later..

Okay, back from surgery from hurting myself falling out of the chair.

Very good, Catherine. Please, please.. don't make them so great the next time..