I did it again. This time, shamefully, I turned my back on my Texas. It hurts me to admit this. I went to Walmart and looked for a gallon of Blue Bell Ice Cream (Made in Texas)which is arguably the finest frozen concoction of purity coming from a cows tit one can place in their mouth. Pure heaven Im tellin you. Their Banana Split is just....well....perfect. So there I am....no Banana Split. I look everywhere...it aint there. But I spy a shelf of some foreign shit called BLUE BUNNY. Made in some hayseed town in Iowa....and they have BANANA SPLIT! I take it home, give it a try, and now have a few observations.
1. POAC.....are those cows fucked up or what?
2. Blue Bell ROCKS. Blue Bunny not only pollutes the ground water...their ice cream sucks.
OK, Im done.
