Are you a Liberal Democrat, Republican or Southerner?
>>
>> Here is a little test that will help you decide.
>> The answer can be found by posing the following
>> question:
>>
>> You're walking down a deserted street with your
>> wife and two small children.
>> Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife
>> comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
>> screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,
>> and charges at you.
>> You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot.
>> You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
>> What do you do?
>>
>> ..................................................................
>>
>> Liberal Democrat's Answer:
>>
>> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
>> Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
>> Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to
>> attack?
>> Could we run away?
>> What does my wife think?
>> What about the kids?
>> What does the law say about this situation?
>> Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway,
>> and what kind of message does
>> this send to society and to my children?
>> Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
>> content just to wound me?
>> Should I call 9-1-1 ?
>> Why is this street so deserted?
>> We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day
>> and make this happier, healthier street that would
>> discourage such behavior.
>>
>> ..............................................................
>>
>>
>> Republican's Answer:
>>
>>
>> BANG!
>> .........................................................
>>
>>
>> Southerner's Answer:
>>
>> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>> BANG! BANG! BANG!
>> Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
>> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>> BANG! BANG! BANG!
>> Click
>> Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
>> Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?
>> Son: Can I shoot the next one!
>> Wife: You Ain't Taking That To The Taxidermist!

My uncle e-mailed this to me today. Thought it was funny enough to share.