President Bush and Sec. Def. Rumsfeld are sitting at a bar. A guy walks up to them and says, "Hey, what are you two doing here?"

Bush says, "Planning World War 3."

And the guy says, "Really? Wow! Tell me what's going to happen."

Rumsfeld says, "Well, we're going to nuke 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big breasts."

The guy exclaims, "A blonde with big breasts? Why kill a blonde with big breasts?"

Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See? I told you nobody cares about 140 million dead Muslims."