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A man goes into the unemployment office in Vancouver to look at job
openings on the bulletin board.
Since there aren't many jobs it doesn't take him long. Then, just as
he's on his way out, he spots something.

"Wanted," it says, "Single man, willing to travel, must have own
scissors. $500 per day, guaranteed, plus company car and all
expenses."
Well, it sounds a bit too good to be true, but he makes a note and
walks up at the counter.
"I'd like to apply for this job," he says, "reference number
E/784/B46."
"Oh, that one," says the clerk. "It's a model agency right here in
Vancouver. They're looking for a pubic hair snipper."
"The agency supplies girls who model underwear and bathing suits.
Before they go on the catwalk, they'd report to you and you would
inspect them carefully and snip off any wisps of pubic hair showing.
It pays well, but there are a few drawbacks.

It involves quite a lot of travel. The Bahamas, Tahiti, Paris,
London... that sort of thing... and you have to get used to expense
account living in first-class hotels."
"I reckon I could learn to live with all that," says the fellow. "I'd
really like to apply for the job."
The clerk shrugs and says, "OK, here's an application form and a bus
ticket to Seattle."
"Seattle? What do I wanna go to Seattle for?"

"Well," says the clerk, "that's where the end of the application line
is at the moment!"

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More useless jokes...some funnier than others.

Today I learned why Jehovah's Witnesses do not celebrate Halloween. They don't like strangers going up to their door and annoying them.

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Russell's Reflection (maxim): Reasoning with religious fundamentalists is like trying to dehydrate water. It's an extraordinarily difficult and dangerous task, yielding meager results.

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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Universalist-Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door for no particular reason.


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Heck is a place for people who don't believe in gosh.


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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.


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I have the body of a god: Buddha.



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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

He sold his soul to Santa!



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What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist and a Druid?

Someone who worships the tree that is not there.


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What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist and a Druid mathematician?

Someone who worships the square roots of the tree that is not there.


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Get a taste for religion: Lick a Witch!


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"Please hold. All muses are busy right now, but your inspiration is important to us."


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What kind of furniture does a Goddess worshipper prefer?

Wicker


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What's the difference between New Age and Pagan?

About $500.00 a weekend.


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Saint: A dead liberal who is worshipped by living conservatives.


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Dyslexics of the world Untie!


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When God Created Men She must have been Drunk and Horny!


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Sign in a Wiccan Bookstore: "No Shoplifting! Offenders will be Possessed! Second-time Offenders will be Re-Possessed!


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A sign with a dagger on it in a bookstore: "Shoplifters will be merrily hacked to pieces!"


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Sign posted at an Artist Cooperative shop: "WARNING! Unattended children may be eaten by starving artists!"


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If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?


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Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.


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I'm doing my part to piss of the religious right.


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Did you hear, Easter is canceled this year?

They found the body.

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