http://www.dailyprobe.com/arcs/021902/asm.shtml
LOL
-t-
Full Version: It Is Anal Sex Month!
| QUOTE (tamara @ Saturday, 5 February 2005, 12:54 pm) |
http://www.dailyprobe.com/arcs/021902/asm.shtml LOL -t- |
Ahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....and the other pics are hilarious too!
But I was told it was oral sex month. Was I lied to? Again?
| QUOTE (sky of mind @ Sunday, 6 February 2005, 10:33 pm) |
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At this point I'll take Any sex month.....
Doc
| QUOTE (sky of mind @ Sunday, 6 February 2005, 10:33 pm) |
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For some reason your graphics won't show for me....here they are assigned a new URL for those who also couldn't see them.
Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Great pics. Theft in progress.
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| At this point I'll take Any sex month..... Doc |
Stop torturing me!
| QUOTE (Panda @ Monday, 7 February 2005, 1:24 pm) | ||||
For some reason your graphics won't show for me....here they are assigned a new URL for those who also couldn't see them. Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Great pics. Theft in progress.
Stop torturing me! |
Guess we are in the same boat, huh Panda.....
Doc
| QUOTE (Dr. Left @ Tuesday, 8 February 2005, 5:52 am) |
| Guess we are in the same boat, huh Panda..... Doc |
Sad ain't it?
| QUOTE (Panda @ Tuesday, 8 February 2005, 10:39 am) | ||
Sad ain't it? |
Sure is, been so long I think I forgot how....
Doc
| QUOTE (Dr. Left @ Tuesday, 8 February 2005, 5:52 am) |
| Sure is, been so long I think I forgot how.... Doc |
They say it's like riding a bicycle. However, technology has come a long way.
Use it or lose it. Never run out of batteries.
Rude joke....don't scroll down if easily offended...
I said no.
NO.
| QUOTE (Panda @ Tuesday, 8 February 2005, 12:43 pm) | ||
They say it's like riding a bicycle. However, technology has come a long way. Use it or lose it. Never run out of batteries. Rude joke....don't scroll down if easily offended... I said no. NO. |
You can lose it, damn....
Your's is a dildo mine is a warm sponge....
As far as being easily offended, I'm a 30 year retired Navy vet nothing offends me, accept a Repug that is...
Doc
| QUOTE (Panda @ Tuesday, 8 February 2005, 12:43 pm) | ||
They say it's like riding a bicycle. However, technology has come a long way. Use it or lose it. Never run out of batteries. Rude joke....don't scroll down if easily offended... I said no. NO. |
Oh the cartoon finally came up (errr bad choice of words), I wonder what happens if that banana breaks of and gets stuck, who gets to eat the banana.....
Doc
ROTFLMAO!Doesn't a lot depend upon how "ripe" it is?
| QUOTE (Panda @ Thursday, 10 February 2005, 1:14 pm) |
| ROTFLMAO! Doesn't a lot depend upon how "ripe" it is? |
I just love banana Creeeeeam pie, lip smacking good.....
Doc
| QUOTE (Dr. Left @ Thursday, 10 February 2005, 1:17 pm) |
| I just love banana Creeeeeam pie, lip smacking good..... Doc |
| QUOTE (Panda @ Thursday, 10 February 2005, 1:35 pm) | ||
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Torture, how do ya think I feel....
I like the bugs bunny thing too, Wham....wham....faster...faster... Doc
| QUOTE (Panda @ Thursday, 10 February 2005, 2:23 pm) |
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| Um What state are you in again? |
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| Too Far I yam, I yam. |
Damn!
Oh, (gasp)...ah, stop...no, don't stop..
No, it's not what you think it is....I'm just (gasp) laughing!
This is the funniest thread I've read in a long time. The question asked about what happens if the banana gets stuck reminded me of a story a friend, who was a NYC retired policeman, told me years ago...
He and his partner were called to the apartment of a gay couple...two men. One of them had gotten a rather large cucumber stuck in his anus. They had to rush him to the hospital to save his life because the cucumber was so large, it was about to disasppear and they were afraid it would pierce something important in there.
As it happened, the ER doctor did have to put the guy to sleep in order to remove the cuke.
Catherine
No, it's not what you think it is....I'm just (gasp) laughing!
This is the funniest thread I've read in a long time. The question asked about what happens if the banana gets stuck reminded me of a story a friend, who was a NYC retired policeman, told me years ago...
He and his partner were called to the apartment of a gay couple...two men. One of them had gotten a rather large cucumber stuck in his anus. They had to rush him to the hospital to save his life because the cucumber was so large, it was about to disasppear and they were afraid it would pierce something important in there.
As it happened, the ER doctor did have to put the guy to sleep in order to remove the cuke.
Catherine
Catherine,
During the few years I lived in Montana, my wife, (now an ex) worked as a nurse in the Infirmary at Montana State Prison. Oh the stories I heard!!!!!
Nuf said!
During the few years I lived in Montana, my wife, (now an ex) worked as a nurse in the Infirmary at Montana State Prison. Oh the stories I heard!!!!!
Nuf said!
yeah, i heard some good ones when i was an ICU nurse (pre-law school days) as well...
oh, GOD, the hamster stories i heard!!!
-t-
oh, GOD, the hamster stories i heard!!!
-t-
deleted by tamara
| QUOTE (tamara @ Monday, 14 February 2005, 1:06 am) |
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Ya gotta know Tamara, even if I hated you, (which I absolutly do not) I'd have to love your humor! Wouldn't be optional!
Deleted??? Oh my, you do an excellent tease too!
| QUOTE (Catherine @ Sunday, 13 February 2005, 8:37 pm) |
| Oh, (gasp)...ah, stop...no, don't stop.. No, it's not what you think it is....I'm just (gasp) laughing! This is the funniest thread I've read in a long time. The question asked about what happens if the banana gets stuck reminded me of a story a friend, who was a NYC retired policeman, told me years ago... He and his partner were called to the apartment of a gay couple...two men. One of them had gotten a rather large cucumber stuck in his anus. They had to rush him to the hospital to save his life because the cucumber was so large, it was about to disasppear and they were afraid it would pierce something important in there. As it happened, the ER doctor did have to put the guy to sleep in order to remove the cuke. Catherine |
Love it.
Doc
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