Was just messing around the internet, bumped into some stuff I just thought I'd throw on the board. Maybe it's not worth anything to you, but from my perspective it is. It reminds me that both parties are corrupt. And I think that is something we all should remember. But I actually submitted this post as a form of comedic relief, pay attention to the lame excuses and don't worry about party affiliation, thats how you should read this.
The Honorable Tom DeLay: "What we are fighting is so much larger than a single court case or a single district attorney in Travis County," Delay said, in a letter sent to constituents. "We are witnessing the criminalization of conservative politics." Jury is still out.
The Honorable Daniel Flood: "I am certain that these charges will be proven false, charges made by desperate men under pressure." Eventually resigned and pleaded guilty.
The Honorable Dan Rostenkowski: "I did not commit any crimes. My consciences is clear and my 42-year record as an elected official is one I am proud to once again run on." Fifteen months in the federal pen.
The Honorable Nick Mavroules: "I've been in public office for 30 years and I can say I have never taken a bribe, requested one, extorted or been involved in racketeering." Fifteen months in a minimum security prison.
The Honorable Jim Bates: "I think I made a mistake. I didn't really know what sexual harassment was." Bates further contended he was the target of a "Republican Party-orchestrated smear campaign." Sent letter of Reproval by House Ethics Committee to stop harassing women employees.
The Honorable Allen Howe: I was a "victim of a setup or trap by vindictive and politically motivated people who wanted to sabotage my re-election or ruin me personally." Found guilty of soliciting sex from undercover policewomen.
The Honorable Wes Cooley: "I don't admit I made a false statement . . . A lot of people get convicted who don't do anything wrong." Found guilty, 100 hours community service and $7,100 fine.
The Honorable Richard Tonry: "These charges were nothing more than an attempt to smear me. If they can't unseat me, they are going to try to smear me so I can't be re-elected." Sentenced to one year in federal penitentiary, and $10,000 fine.
The Honorable Frederick Richmond: "I don't feel one ounce of embarrassment. I'm not ashamed of anything I've done. I've done nothing wrong." Sentenced to one year and a day; $20,000 fine.
The Honorable Buz Lukens: "I said, 'Hey, I'm not going to pay any money. Nothing happened.'" "I was set up." 30 days in jail; $500 fine.
The Honorable John Young: Being accused of linking his secretary's salary to sex: "I'd deny it if it were true, but the fact is, I didn't." Ethics Committee required a letter of apology.
The Honorable Robert Torricelli: "I am a human being. And while I have not done the things that I have been accused of doing, I most certainly made mistakes. When did we become such an unforgiving people?" Bailed out of campaign 5 weeks before election day.
The Honorable Brock Adams: The charges of sexual harassment and molestation are "politically inspired" and "created out of whole cloth by people who hated me." Dropped out of race after 8 other women independently made similar charges.
The Honorable Bob Packwood: "On the women . . . I am accused of kissing women, on occasion perhaps overeagerly kissing women, and that is the charge. Not drugging. Not robbing. Kissing." The Senate Ethics Committee recommended expulsion; Packwood opted to resign.
The Honorable Mario Biaggi: "I haven't fallen. I've been smitten, but I haven't fallen. I don't believe in my heart I've done anything wrong." Sentenced to 2-1/2 years and $500,000 fine.
The Honorable Walter Tucker, III: "How dare they say I betrayed my trust of the people," he said. Sentenced to 27 months.
The Honorable Mary Rose Oakar: "There's no substance to these false charges. This is selective prosecution, in my judgment. They, of course, wanted me to plea bargain and admit to things I didn't do. I can't do that." She could have received one year in prison and up to $500,000 fine, but she plea bargained, got two years probation and $32,000 in fines.
The Honorable Charles H. Wilson (California): "A majority of my colleagues in the House of Representatives chose to ignore the facts of my case," he said. Censured by the House, 308-97.
Ahhh, the good ole days....