http://blog.wired.com/gadgets/index.blog?entry_id=1270288

Sheesh, that's gotta be the next terrorist made from i-pods and hairpins while in the bathroom on a jumbo liner weapon of choice.

We all have to get one before the islamofascisterrists get them! I'm gonna put a sound effects thing on it so it makes cool lazer beam sounds when I shoot it! You could go turkey hunting and cook it as you shoot it!

Don't forget the laser pointer!