http://www.milwaukeemagazine.com/122004/pressroom.html
Full Version: Cheney's Indecent Exposure
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| Joining Vice President Dick Cheney's motorcade in Green Bay, Milwaukee Journal Sentinel photographer Dale Guldan hoped to capture a unique image during an otherwise scripted campaign visit in September. Did he ever. Jumping on and off the press bus, Guldan says he took dozens of pictures at well-orchestrated photo opportunities. On the way to Milwaukee, however, former Green Bay Packers quarterback Bart Starr convinced Cheney to make an unscheduled stop in Glendale to visit local favorite Kopp's Frozen Custard, according to New York Times reporter Rick Lyman. When Cheney ordered a decaf coffee and sat on a concrete ledge outside, Kopp's manager Scott Borkin graciously brought him a sample of frozen custard. "The guy came all the way from the White House," Borkin says. "He's got to try our custard." The normally serious Cheney flashed a winning smile for Borkin, and Guldan snapped an attention-grabbing photo that would later be chosen for the front page of the paper's September 11 Metro section. Guldan got a call from a reader the next day. "Did you notice anything unusual about that picture?" the reader asked. Upon closer inspection, it seems the vice president's smile was not his biggest, ahem, asset. Is that what we think it is? "You're not imagining it," Guldan says of the unintentionally revealing photo. Let's just say the snugness of Cheney's pants left little to the imagination, and we're not talking about his waistline. One Journal Sentinel reader pointed out the blooper in an e-mail to WKLH-FM radio hosts Dave Luczak, Carole Caine and Kevin Brandt, who had a hoot talking about it during their popular morning show. "It's nice to have someone of that magnitude in the White House," Brandt joked. "He's got a porn career right there," Caine snickered. "Now we know where his unmitigated confidence comes from," Luczak quipped. We've seen the photo, and it's hard not to notice something so, well, unmistakable. Guldan explains that he took between 100 and 200 photographs that day with a digital camera, chose six to eight images for possible publication and didn't notice anything odd in the Kopp's image because Cheney sat in the shadows. Incredibly, a "dozen or so" editors saw the photo before publication and nobody raised a red flag, he says. "I got a chuckle out of it when I noticed it, too. If I had noticed it sooner, I would have cropped it," Guldan says, referring, of course, to the standard practice of trimming a photo without altering its accuracy. "I wasn't out to put him in a negative light." While such a portrait of the VP is clearly inappropriate, it's also a harmless mistake and could be seen as rather -- dare we say -- flattering. Just ask WKLH's Caine, who dug through her recycling to find the photo. "It's like a scud missile, for crying out loud," Caine said. Want to see the picture for yourself? Catch it while you can at your public library's periodical desk because chagrined Journal Sentinel officials are not in a sharing mood. The paper denied our request to reprint the copyrighted photo, saying it had decided not to release the image to the public. You won't find it on jsonline.com, though there are photos of every other Cheney campaign trip to Wisconsin since April. Matt Stanton, jsonline design editor, promised to look into this curious omission, and that was the last we heard from him. Meanwhile, Mark Hoffman, deputy photo editor, suggested we try the paper's Photo Sales Service. Don't bother. To check its availability, we ordered and paid for a color copy of the Cheney photo, only to get a call the next day voiding the deal. Journal Sentinel: "That photograph is not for sale." |
What a relief!
'Bina.
I think I found the photo in question:
Does that look like a dick to you???
'Bina.
Does that look like a dick to you???
'Bina.
| QUOTE (BinaBecker @ Monday, 15 November 2004, 1:32 pm) |
| I think I found the photo in question: Does that look like a dick to you??? 'Bina. |
Yup, a real dick....
'Doc
No, I mean the thing in his pants, hanging halfway down one thigh. Looks more like a colostomy bag, or something :x
'Bina.
'Bina.
| QUOTE (BinaBecker @ Monday, 15 November 2004, 1:43 pm) |
| No, I mean the thing in his pants, hanging halfway down one thigh. Looks more like a colostomy bag, or something :x 'Bina. |
Oh...I wasn't looking there, and I really don't want to....
Doc
Here's a bigger pic...
'Bina.
'Bina.
| QUOTE (BinaBecker @ Monday, 15 November 2004, 2:02 pm) |
| Here's a bigger pic... 'Bina. |
looks like a dick- with a foley cath bag or something...
that is still a mighty big dick
-t-
Looks like someone else thinks so, too...
Pardon me while I pee myself laughing...
'Bina.
Pardon me while I pee myself laughing...
'Bina.
| QUOTE (tamara @ Monday, 15 November 2004, 4:02 pm) | ||
looks like a dick- with a foley cath bag or something... that is still a mighty big dick -t- |
The question should be, why does he have a hard on, I think he's got a thing for the guy standing in front of him....
'Doc
Still looks like a catheter bag to me. I've been hospitalized, and catheterized before, and that bulge is about the right size and in the right place to be a baggie. Maybe he gets incontinent on long trips.
(Bwahahaha...snurk...hahahahaha!)
'Bina.
(Bwahahaha...snurk...hahahahaha!
)'Bina.
| QUOTE (BinaBecker @ Tuesday, 16 November 2004, 10:16 am) |
| Still looks like a catheter bag to me. I've been hospitalized, and catheterized before, and that bulge is about the right size and in the right place to be a baggie. Maybe he gets incontinent on long trips. (Bwahahaha...snurk...hahahahaha! )'Bina. |
<smirk>, I think you're right....BWAAAAAA!!!!!!
'Doc
or maybe it is just one of these, turned on, with the control strapped to his leg...
overheard on another board RE: dick's dick:
In China there’s plenty of talk about the huge U.S. election.
In China there’s plenty of talk about the huge U.S. election.
| QUOTE (tamara @ Wednesday, 17 November 2004, 3:35 am) |
| overheard on another board RE: dick's dick: In China there’s plenty of talk about the huge U.S. election. |
<smirk>...that's good -t-, that's real good.
Doc
And the Chinese guy who said that later apologized, saying he was "vely solly".
'Bina.
'Bina.
| QUOTE (BinaBecker @ Wednesday, 17 November 2004, 9:48 am) |
| And the Chinese guy who said that later apologized, saying he was "vely solly". 'Bina. |
BWAAAAAAA!!!!!!...I love it...
'Doc
| QUOTE (BinaBecker @ Monday, 15 November 2004, 2:02 pm) |
| Here's a bigger pic... 'Bina. |
Fer fluff's sake......we all KNOW he doesn't have a member at all.....that's his WALLET. This is another Rovian ploy so that we'll forget the bastard has no fucking HEART.
However, he could be suffering from elephantiasis of the scrotal tissue which would also lend itself to such a large abnormal bulge.
http://www.salon.com/health/sex/urge/world...asis/print.html
Super-sized testicles no man could wish for
Jumbo testicles are found in the tropics.
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By Hank Hyena
Dec. 23, 1999
Drooping, low-slung testicles are considered sexy by some erotic aficionados, while others prefer the aesthetics of a puffy, engorged pair of sacs. Beware, though! Although big balls sometimes suggest churning testosterone, if the pouch is too prodigious, it might spell a case of the horrifying tropical disease, elephantiasis.
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I'm only posting the less revolting pics....the MOST sickening was of Dicky himself.
Vs.
A big old bowel movement.....
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