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Biblical Curse Generator
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Farking sweet!
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Woe unto thee, thou who art a byword for idiocy, for you will be smitten with all-over boils!
Dang, i could use those at the renaissance fair!
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O that thou wouldest be whipped with a thousand scorpions, O ye Mesopotomian harlot!
wow scorp...you are now officially a threat! heh.
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wow scorp...you are now officially a threat! heh.
Lucky Scorp, whipping harlots sounds like fun
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wow scorp...you are now officially a threat! heh.
Holy crap....
Best. Page. Ever.
Keep showing us updated photos Tapper so we'll know if this happens to you!
"I pray thou shalt see your pomegranates wither, O ye breaker of the commandments"
"I pray thou shalt see your pomegranates wither, O ye breaker of the commandments"
Hear this, thou dabbler in abominations, for you will be trampled by a herd of stampeding pigs!
Oh shit, I think this is my fave:
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Behold, thou shalt be smitten with all-over boils, thou incompetent tax-collector!
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Keep showing us updated photos Tapper so we'll know if this happens to you!
"I pray thou shalt see your pomegranates wither, O ye breaker of the commandments"
I dunno sooner, I've seen some pretty withered pomegranates hanging on men...lol
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Thou shalt beget difficult teenagers, O ye denizen of the underworld!
Holy Crap! This thing really works!
Becareful how you use it!
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I pray thou shalt beget difficult teenagers, thou who art a byword for idiocy!
Yeah, but which came first?
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I pray thou shalt have more mother-in-laws than King Solomon, O thou Mesopotomian harlot!
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O that thou wouldest be kicked by an incontinent camel, thou babbling Assyrian!
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Woe unto thee, O ye lying Girgashite, for you will become as popular as a boil on the king's backside!
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